Can't I just get a logo designed without all the positioning stuff?

You could, absolutely. Whether you should is a different question. Here's what tends to happen: without positioning clarity, you end up with a logo that looks nice but doesn't really say anything meaningful about your business. It becomes a decoration rather than a tool that helps people understand and remember what makes you special. It's a bit like buying an expensive suit before you know what job you're interviewing for.
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